Man and Woman

Here's something I found in a friend of mine's blog. Just to show you how SOME women can really piss you off..

He: Hi there! Haven't we seen each other before, once or twice?
She: It can only have been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

He: Can I get your name?
She: Why? Haven't you been given one already?

He: Where have you been since I just met you now?
She: Hiding from you.

He: Haven't we met some place else?
She: Yeah. That's why I've never been there again.

He: Can I pay you a drink?
She: Truth be said, I'd rather have you paying me the money.

He: That seat next to you, is it empy?
She: Yes it is. And if you sit on it, mine will go empty as well.

He: Where did you get all that beauty?
She: I must have got your share of it.

He: That little face of yours must make everyone crazy.
She: And that one of yours must make everyone sick.

He: Will you go out with me next saturday?
She: I'm sorry. I'll be having headaches.

He: Come on, don't be shy. Ask me to go for a ride.
She: Ok, go for a ride.

He: I think I can make you very happy.
She: How? You're leaving?

He: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
She: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

He: Your body is like a temple.
She: I'm sorry, today I'm not having any mass.

He: If I could see you naked, I would die of happiness.
She: If I could see you naked, I would die of laugh.


Oh well.. What a strange world we live in..